Thank You For Inviting Me to Your Threesome
But unfortunately, I will have to pass
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3 min readDec 23, 2021
Dear drunk couple eye-balling me from across the bar,
When I first laid eyes on both of you, my stomach fluttered.
Not because I was intrigued, but because you two were violently making out in front of everyone. Like, I could literally see both your tongues scraping the…