How to Tell if Your Pet is Your Soulmate

Your leg feels lonely if they aren’t humping it

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1. You can scream, yell, and swear your ass off without them telling you to “calm down.”
2. They don’t judge you for eating an entire meat lover’s pizza because they too would devour an entire Costco-sized bag of kibble if given the opportunity.
3. You’ve seen their poop. And you’ve probably even touched…