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Here’s the scientific approach: (a) Remove the penis using a sharp instrument such as a scalpel or…
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Allan Milne Lees

Ms. Part Time Wino

Ms. Part Time Wino

May 14, 2020·1 min read

Hm, I don’t have a scalpel or fine-edged hunting knife. Will a pair of colorful plastic scissors that elementary school kids use to cut construction paper work?

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