But the worst part was — we all worked at the same company. — Fraternization in the workplace is usually a big no-no. And as a young 22-year old who had just started her first full-time job, I knew sleeping with a coworker would have dire consequences on my reputation. After all, I was a career woman now. I wasn't going to ruin my…

But unfortunately, I will have to pass — Dear drunk couple eye-balling me from across the bar, When I first laid eyes on both of you, my stomach fluttered. Not because I was intrigued, but because you two were violently making out in front of everyone. Like, I could literally see both your tongues scraping the inside of…

Well, that escalated quickly. — I couldn't believe my eyes. The smoldering, blonde, blue-eyed German I had a one-night stand with two weeks ago in Munich was now sitting in front of me in a bar in Barcelona. As in — he flew from Munich to Barcelona to see me. For our second date. I…

It could be hurting someone you love Jackhammer Dick is a serious condition that affects thousands of lives each year. While it’s common to joke about having this debilitating condition, many people are unaware of the real impact it has on society, for both men and women. Because the truth…

Beauty doesn’t make a woman — a full bush does. — I’m currently nine weeks into my ten-week road trip through the Balkans. I’ve visited eight different countries, met dozens of warmhearted locals, and gained three pounds (holy shit, have you tried this burek thing?). …

Your soft, saggy flesh makes my world go round The testes. Man marbles. Bags made from plucked chicken skin. Dangling from the core of your being, tucked ever so neatly behind your sword. Like two backup singers modestly supporting their leading man. I reach over and cradle them in the…

Do I really have to cut my nails? I just got a manicure. Alright — I’m about to go where no woman has gone before. At least nowhere this woman has gone before. How do you want to do this, dude? Standing? On all fours? On your back with your…

But why did you have to make that weird moaning sound? Dear boyfriend, Last night, something horrible happened. I’ve been struggling with this all morning, but I decided it was better to come clean than to live with this guilt for the rest of my life. I’m not quite sure…

Resolutions are like condoms — they aren’t meant to be broken I promise to give the Magic Wand a much-needed break and try another vibrator. As they say, you’ll never change your life until you change something you do daily. I plan to do more yoga. Because there’s this leg…