25 Thoughts I Had While Sticking My Finger in a Guy’s Butt
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3 min readJan 11, 2021
Do I really have to cut my nails? I just got a manicure.
- Alright — I’m about to go where no woman has gone before. At least nowhere this woman has gone before.
- How do you want to do this, dude? Standing? On all fours? On your back with your legs flailing around in the air? Laying on your side like you’re about to get a rectal exam?
